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ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 21 by KarateKitteh, literature

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ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 21

Zim used his Pak to cut the glass, the hot metal gliding seamlessly through the window. "Is...there a ladder?" Dib asked. "How are we supposed to get there?" "Gir!" Zim commanded, "Take me to Tak's ship!" "Yes, my master, I obey!" Gir saluted, his eyes glowing red. Then he scooped up Zim with a resounding "Whee!" and smacked the back of Tak's ship's interior just as she raised her windshield. Tak cursed and looked behind her. "Be careful!" she said angrily, shooting a glare at Gir. Zim rubbed his head. Gaz cautiously stepped to the edge. She wasn't afraid of heights, but she didn't exactly love the idea of falling through space on a hostile planet. She looked up at Zim, whose black gloved hand was reaching out to hers. It was still over a foot away. "Jump!" Zim called. "You have to jump!" "Take your time," Tak said sarcastically. "I only stalled the guards for a few minutes. The security cameras and sensors will be back up soon." She laughed, but there was no humor in it. Annoyance

ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 20 by KarateKitteh, literature

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ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 20

The eyes are the windows to the soul. Zim sat on the cold stone floor, his head resting on his crossed arms. He looked through half open eyes at the floor between his knees. Humans have a lot of weird ideas, he thought. Irkens didn't really have concepts like that. The soul was a completely human phenomenon. Zim had seen it many times: on greeting cards at the pharmacy, on balloons at the grocery store. But his first language was Irken--such human words meant nothing to him. The idea of a soul, something that gets left behind, something that captures the essence of one's life, really spoke to him in this moment. There was a puddle to the left of him. He was careful not to touch it as he peered in. He expected someone stronger, more resilient, more deserving of the Invader title. But all he saw was a skinny green alien sitting alone in a cell. The eyes in the reflection were desperate, and Zim turned away and pressed his head back into his arms. He couldn't bear to look at himself

ZaGr Driving Test--Ch. 19 by KarateKitteh, literature

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ZaGr Driving Test--Ch. 19

Tak struggled in her restraints. "You can't keep me here forever!" She spat. Dib was holding her bracelet, looking at it with wonder. He turned his back on Tak and faced Gaz. "I don't know how this thing works." He put a hand on his hip. "It's all in Irken." "If only somebody here could read Irken," Tak called out. Dib turned to face her. "You know we can't let you go," he said softly, eyes sad. He shook his head and looked back at Gaz. "I can't believe I'm saying this, but...we need Gir." On cue, Gir burst through the frosted glass, covered in pink frosting. "THEY WERE HUNGRY!" He screeched. "GAZZY WAS RIGHT!" Gaz looked behind him. Dozens of stocky bodies clad in glowing blue armor were piled up in the street. Gaz grimaced. So much for keeping a low profile. "You couldn't have used the door?" Dib muttered, looking out through the broken glass. Tak chuckled. "It's only a matter of time now." Gir sped through the air and snatched the bracelet out of Dib's hands before he could stop

ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 18 by KarateKitteh, literature

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ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 18

"Gaz, you have no plan," Dib said, standing up. He ran a hand through his hair and stepped towards her. "You don't know anything about the intergalactic criminal justice system." Gaz walked over to him, eyes bright. "We could make a plan." She turned to Gir. "Do you have a piece of paper?" Gir was still chanting. "Gir?" She asked again, a little more forcefully. Her cheeks were pink, and a part of her didn't want him to stop saying those magical words. But if the plan went well, she would hear them soon enough. Gir stopped and ran over to them. "Cupcake?" "No Gir," Gaz said, her face tight. "Paper. Paper to draw on." "Drawing?" Gir said excitedly. He jumped up and down. "I love drawing! I draw nice pictures for Master!" "No plans," Tak said, walking over to the three. "And NO paper." She narrowed her eyes at Gir. He whimpered. "But--" "No." "Draw--" "No! And I don't want to have to tell you again." She stared him down until Gir sadly lowered his head. "And she's good with kids..." Dib

ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 17 by KarateKitteh, literature

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ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 17

The rain felt like acid on Gaz's skin, and she was momentarily thankful that Zim had bought her the thick coat. It felt and looked like leather, but she knew better than to check the tag. She couldn't read Irken anyway. The sky above was red as blood, with clouds tinged with darkness as black as pitch. Gaz ran through the Irken streets, now empty, calling out for Gir. She came across an overlook and put her hands on her knees, panting. The view was gorgeous, the giant Irken towers huddled up like children, all the purple bathed in a red glow. The rain shimmered, every drop like oil, turning the view into a Van Gogh painting. Gaz noticed she wasn't the only one enjoying it: Gir sat on a bench to the right of her. The rain slipped and slid around his small metal frame. His face was sad. "Gir," Gaz said. She stood awkwardly next to him, her hands in the soft pockets. She was sorry to say she didn't know the little robot very well. "I've been looking everywhere for you." Gir sat motionless

ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 16 by KarateKitteh, literature

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ZaGr--Driving Test Ch. 16

"You LITERALLY cannot be this stupid." Red placed his hands on his hips and floated towards them. "I JUST told you that I was going to kill your little girlfriend the next time I saw her, and here you are. I know you know that it takes at least six months to get to Earth. You had plenty of time to flee." Purple stopped packing and stood next to Red, arms crossed. "Yeah, dude, what's wrong with you?" Zim stood still, too dumbfounded to be defiant. "I...don't know." All of a sudden he was confused. Just the morning before he was trying to get his drivers' license, and now he was on his home planet. How did he think this was a good idea? Gaz's eyes looked at him intently, confused and caring. "Zim," she said cautiously, taking a step back, "what's going on?" Zim turned to look at her. The Tallest stayed silent. "I think you should go." The words felt heavy in his mouth. "Go where?" She looked so bewildered and beautiful, her eyes catching every kind of light, that Zim had to close his

Revolution--Chapter One by KarateKitteh, literature

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Revolution--Chapter One

Revolution Chapter One My heart pounded as I looked out the window, watching the men on the Beaver dump the tea into Boston Harbor. They screeched and ran around like indians, their headdresses sillohuetted by moonlight. "Caroline, what are you doing?" I turned around, startled, to find my little brother Peter standing behind me, sleep in his eyes. "Uhhh...nothing," I stammered. "What are YOU doing up? You're supposed to be in bed. A little boy needs his sleep, you know." He grinned, showing the dimples in his cheeks. "I

Air Princess--Chapter One by KarateKitteh, literature

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Air Princess--Chapter One

Air Princess Chapter 1 ~Finn's POV~ A frantic call from her parents woke me up. "HEEELLLPPP!!!" They screamed, once I had gotton hold of the phone. "AIR PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Okay, okay, calm dow-" I started to say, rushing to get my clothes and backpack. I had manged to put on a pair of jeans when they started screaming again. "YOU NEED TO HELP USSSS!!!!!!" "I know, I know, we're coming right no-" I put on a white t-shirt. "PLEEEEAAAASSSEEEE!!!!!!!" "We're coming, we're co

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Here's the Data by cunningcoyote, literature

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Here's the Data

Here is the data: You are a scientist. You have always been a scientist. You graduated college in the single digits. There are more accolades, diplomas, honorary diplomas, peace prizes, and national honors than you can count. (Last check, it bordered the low hundreds.) You re-constructed genomes before most of your peers graduated middle-skool. The peers that managed to graduate, anyhow. Sixty-percent of your peers never made it to hi-skool. Thirty-five-percent never made it past sixth grade. By your twentieth birthday, these numbers grow by an average rate of 8.5% each year. You used to think it was only a matter of being exceptional. A

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Lol I <3 IZ!! I love cats and I love writing and browsing other ppls work!!

Fave Invader Zim quote: "I"n not here because I like you, Dib! I'm here for your filthy gargantuan head!"

"YOU DARE INSULT THE PANTS OF MORTOS?!?!?!?!" XD

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Lust - A passionate, or overmastering desire or craving. Or intense sexual desire or appetite.

Gluttony - Excessive eating or drinking, can also be related to drugs. Doing such when not truly needed.

Greed - Excessive or rapacious desire, especially for wealth or possessions. Needing, or wanting something when you do not need it.

Sloth - Being lazy, detached to others, declination to exertion.

Wrath - Vengeance, or punishment as the consequence to anger.

Envy - A feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's advantages, success, possessions, etc.

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KarateKitteh

Jul 8, 2020

New Fanfic!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/25026997/chapters/60607375

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KarateKitteh

Jul 2, 2020

I wrote a new fanfiction!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/25026997/chapters/60607375 Please check it out if you're interested!

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KarateKitteh

Jul 2, 2020

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25026997/chapters/60607375 I just posted a new fanfiction so check it out if you're interested!

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Sorry I've been a little busy! I have new work on ao3 if you're interested in checking that out, but I am planning on updating zagr driving test sometime in the future!

you are awesome.

Thank you! That's so nice of you to say! You're awesome too!

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Jun 17, 2020

Your welcome and Thank you.