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ZaGr--Driving Test Special

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                                                             ZaGr--Driving Test SPECIAL!
                                                                Dib's Mental Archives

         It started out great, going to Irk to save my sister's life. Like something from a movie. But now, trapped against my will by the extremely hot but deadly Tak, I'm not so sure.
         "Soooo...." She says, walking around the chair where I am cruelly trapped.
         "So what?" I bite back. Wow, I am good.
         She looks hurt. I am glad.
         "You said you loved me." She mutters.
         "I DID," I snap. "But not anymore."
         She bites her lip with her dangerously sharp teeth. "I loved you, too."
         "'Until you realized what I am'" I mimick. "Yeah, yeah, I get it."
         "I'm sorry..." She sighs. "The words just rushed out of my mouth before I could stop them..." There is no way I will give in to her feminine charms.
         "Yeah right."
         "I'm serious!"
         "So am I." Whew! Cute, smart, AND sharp? I am the whole package, aren't I?
         Tears threten her eyes. That makes me smile.
         "Not so tough now, are you?" I snarl. "Now that your one true love is chained up to a chair?"
         She turns her head away, a small cry escaping her throat. For once, Dib feels as if he's gone too far. Gaaah! I will NOT talk in third person. That's just weird.
         "Uhh...Tak?" I ask.
         "What?" She questions bitterly.
         "I'm sorry I was so...unsociable." Big words impress pretty girls, you know.
         I do not know what it is going to happen next. She is just standing, silent, her back facing me.
         And then--WHAM!--she knocks my chair down, kissing me. This is weird.
         "I thought you hated me!" I gasp. Its not the kissing that makes me gasp--she is sitting on top of me and crushing my lungs. How much can an Irken girl weigh?
         "I can't hate you..." She murmurrs, our foreheads touching. "I've met other guys, but no one as special as you."
         Awwwww! I'm touched. She thinks I'm special! We kiss some more and...huh, I can't focus. Oh well.
         'Till next time on...DIB'S MENTAL ARCHIVES!!!! *dramatic music plays*.
Dib and Tak
I always invisioned Dib as all self-obsessed...:D
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Moonshadow1234's avatar
Could I maybe draw some fanart for this? I'd credit you, and give a link to where the chapter is. :)